1 yr. ago
"Why don't we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk."
1 yr. ago
"I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time."
1 yr. ago
"If I got a dollar for every time I thought about going to the gym, I would be so rich that I wouldn't need to go to the gym."