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OsienLain
1 yr. ago
"Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap."
OsienLain
1 yr. ago
"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
OsienLain
1 yr. ago
"Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts."
OsienLain
1 yr. ago
"I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it."
OsienLain
1 yr. ago
"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."