1 yr. ago
"If I got a dollar for every time I thought about going to the gym, I would be so rich that I wouldn't need to go to the gym."
1 yr. ago
"I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time."
1 yr. ago
"I told my suitcases there will be no holiday this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage."