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XanxanY
1 yr. ago
I told my friend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
XanxanY
1 yr. ago
Why don't we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
XanxanY
1 yr. ago
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
XanxanY
1 yr. ago
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
XanxanY
1 yr. ago
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry.