1 yr. ago
"I told my suitcases there will be no holiday this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage."
1 yr. ago
"Why don't we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk."
1 yr. ago
"I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time."