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sionalie
1 yr. ago
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug.
sionalie
1 yr. ago
How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
sionalie
1 yr. ago
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
sionalie
1 yr. ago
I don't need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy foods out of my hand.
sionalie
1 yr. ago
Just once, I want a username that's already taken to respond: 'Oh hey, I've been waiting for you!