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RuminaCel
12 months ago
"My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry."
RuminaCel
12 months ago
"I'm great in bed. I can sleep for days."
RuminaCel
12 months ago
"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day."
RuminaCel
12 months ago
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?"
RuminaCel
12 months ago
"If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?"