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RuminaCel
1 yr. ago
"My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry."
RuminaCel
1 yr. ago
"I'm great in bed. I can sleep for days."
RuminaCel
1 yr. ago
"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day."
RuminaCel
1 yr. ago
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?"
RuminaCel
1 yr. ago
"If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?"