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gisseyloy
12 months ago
ayo ayo
jimestka
12 months ago
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug.
jimestka
12 months ago
If I got a dollar for every time I thought about going to the gym, I would be so rich that I wouldn't need to go to the gym.
jimestka
12 months ago
Why don't some couples go to the zoo? Because they know the stork brings babies, not the zoo!
jimestka
12 months ago
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
jimestka
12 months ago
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!