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gisseyloy
1 yr. ago
ayo ayo
jimestka
1 yr. ago
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug.
jimestka
1 yr. ago
If I got a dollar for every time I thought about going to the gym, I would be so rich that I wouldn't need to go to the gym.
jimestka
1 yr. ago
Why don't some couples go to the zoo? Because they know the stork brings babies, not the zoo!
jimestka
1 yr. ago
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
jimestka
1 yr. ago
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!